Peaches with Cava

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There’s something unnatural about fruit desserts.

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It’s like watching Toddler’s and Tiara’s.

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Suddenly realizing why I never became a school teacher.

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But at least I’m not a pageant mom.

Cava with Peaches
 
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Just to make sure your waistline really suffers for the sacrifice of eating a fruit dessert, add some fresh whipped cream and nuts.
Ingredients
  • 1 tablespoon lemon zest
  • 1 (750-milliliter) bottle Cava or other sparkling wine
  • ½ cup sugar
  • 6 cups sliced peaches (about 2 pounds)
Instructions
  1. Combine lemon zest and Cava in a large saucepan; bring to a boil over medium heat. Cook until reduced to 1 cup (about 15 minutes). Add sugar, stirring until dissolved. Add sliced peaches; bring to a boil. Remove from heat. Cover and chill.

 

 

Breaded Avocado Bites with Cilantro Lime Dipping Sauce

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On any given Sunday….

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We are antiquing, fruit picking or at Bed Bath and Beyond.

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As much as Joe tries to convince me that he enjoys these activities more than laying on the couch watching football, I suspect it is not true.084

Ok, Joe. Have your football today. My job is to make you a football watching snack.

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Breaded avocado with a cilantro lime dipping sauce.

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Even better?

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Make the leftovers into tacos.

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Touchdown.

 

Breaded Avocado Bites with Cilantro Lime Dipping Sauce
 
 
Ingredients
  • •1/4 cup flour
  • •1 tsp kosher salt
  • •2 large eggs, beaten
  • •1¼ cups panko (Japanese bread crumbs)
  • •2 firm-ripe medium avocados, pitted, peeled, and sliced into ½-in. wedges
  • Parmesan cheese for sprinkling on top
Instructions
  1. Preheat oven to 450.
  2. Coat avocado slices in the four, then egg, then panko. Spread on a cooling rack that has been sprayed with non-stick spray, then place on a cookie sheet. Spray the top of the wedges with olive oil and sprinkle with salt, then bake for about 20 minutes at 450, or until they are golden brown (I turned my oven up to 500 for the last 5 minutes).
Cilantro Lime Dipping Sauce
 
 
Ingredients
  • 1 cup loosely packed cilantro, stems removed and roughly chopped
  • ½ cup plain Greek yogurt
  • 2 Tbsp. fresh lime juice (about ½ lime), more to taste
  • 2 garlic cloves
  • ¼ cup olive oil
  • 1½ tsp. white wine vinegar
  • ⅛ tsp. salt
Instructions
  1. Puree all ingredients in a blender or food processor until smooth.
  2. Taste and adjust seasonings if necessary.

 

Zucchini Chips

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When Lay’s started making flavored chips like Cappucino and Chicken and Waffles, I thought it may be time to give up the salty snack dream.

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Rest assured, waistline,  I figured out that zucchini is a natural fit for a chip.

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Just a light dust of olive oil.

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With your olive oil duster.

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Joe, don’t be mad. I NEEDED it.

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They come out crispy and light and incredibly addictive.

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Betcha can’t eat just one.

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Zucchini Chips
 
 
It’s no secret. This recipe is a pain in the ass. Do not pay attention to other recipes you may find on the internet, which will have the fire department at your house in 15 minutes. Don’t ask me how I know. Invest in the mister and hold tight to your patience and this recipe will change the way you look at chips forever.
Ingredients
  • 2 Zucchinis, sliced thin but not too thin with a mandolin
  • Olive Oil
  • Sea Salt
Instructions
  1. Slice up your zucchini with the mandolin, then blot with a paper towel and let dry on a baking sheet for at least an hour, not more than 2 hours
  2. Place the slices on silicon lined baking sheets. You will need at least 2 baking sheets but rent a movie cause its gonna be a while.
  3. Spray with an olive oil mister. If you drizzle with olive oil, the chips will over saturate and come out soggy.
  4. Sprinkle conservatively with sea salt. Be careful, if you oversalt, the chips will shrink and no one likes shrinkage. Seriously.
  5. Bake at 225 for 2+ hours. At 90 minute mark, flip chips over to brown evenly.
  6. Remove chips and let cool on a wire rack.
  7. Eat them 2 at a time because they are amazing.

 

 

 

 

Grilled Romaine with Bacon Dressing and Blue Cheese

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Grilling a salad?

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What the fork?

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Yup, it tastes great.

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Which proves you can put just about anything on the grill and make it taste good.

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One word of caution.

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Does not work with dead houseplants.

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Don’t ask me how I know.

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Grilled Romaine with Bacon and Blue Cheese
 
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Ingredients
  • 6 strips bacon
  • 2 tbsp. olive oil
  • 2 tbsp. balsamic vinegar
  • 2 tbsp. Worcestershire sauce
  • 5 heads romaine lettuce, halved lengthwise, rinsed and dried
  • Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste
  • 4 oz. blue cheese, crumbled
Instructions
  1. Heat bacon in a 12″ skillet over medium heat, and cook, turning once, until crisp and fat is rendered, about 10 minutes. Transfer bacon to a plate, reserving 2 tbsp. drippings, and let cool; crumble and set aside. Transfer reserved drippings to a bowl, and add oil, vinegar, and Worcestershire; whisk until smooth, and set dressing aside.
  2. Build a medium-hot fire in a charcoal grill, or heat a gas grill to medium-high. (Alternatively, heat a cast-iron grill pan over medium-high heat.) Working in batches, if necessary, place romaine halves cut-side down on grill, and cook, turning once, until charred and slightly wilted, about 4 minutes.
  3. Transfer lettuce cut-side up to a serving platter, and season with salt and pepper; drizzle with dressing, and sprinkle with reserved bacon and blue cheese.

 

Curry Mac and Cheese

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Hypothetically, if I were to murder the woman in front of me at Duane Reade….

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With the Prada bag………..

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And a demonic Cavalier King Charles Spaniel tucked inside ….

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Who is literally asking for a discount on an open roll of paper towels………..

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And is proceeding to count out 3 dollars in pennies and nickels………

 

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And I was convicted…………..

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This would be my last meal.

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I used specialty Vadouvan curry from France.

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But feel free to use any curry that makes you seem unbelievably pretentious.

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It’s worth every penny.

 

Curry Mac and Cheese
 
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Ingredients
  • 2 sticks unsalted butter, plus more for dish
  • 5½ cups milk
  • ½ cup all-purpose flour
  • 2 teaspoons kosher salt
  • 6 tablespoons vadouvan spice blend
  • ¼ teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
  • 1 tablespoon ground chipotle
  • 4½ cups (about 18 ounces) grated sharp white cheddar
  • 2 cups (about 8 ounces) grated Gruyère or 1¼ cups (about 5 ounces) grated Pecorino Romano
  • 1 pound elbow macaroni
Instructions
  1. Heat the oven to 375 degrees. Butter a 3-quart casserole dish; set aside.
  2. Make breadcrumb topping. Melt one stick of butter completely and stir in about 2 cups of breadcrumbs. Set aside.
  3. In a medium saucepan set over medium heat, heat milk. Melt remaining 6 tablespoons butter in a high-sided skillet over medium heat. When butter bubbles, add flour. Cook, stirring, 1 minute.
  4. Slowly pour hot milk into flour-butter mixture while whisking. Continue cooking, whisking constantly, until the mixture bubbles and becomes thick. Remove the pan from the heat. Stir in salt, black pepper, vadouvan, ground chipotle, 3 cups cheddar, and 1½ cups Gruyère or 1 cup Pecorino Romano. Set cheese sauce aside.
  5. Fill a large saucepan with water. Bring to a boil. Add macaroni; cook 2 to 3 fewer minutes than manufacturer’s directions, until outside of pasta is cooked and inside is underdone. (Different brands of macaroni cook at different rates; be sure to read the instructions.) Transfer the macaroni to a colander, rinse under cold running water, and drain well. Stir macaroni into the reserved cheese sauce.
  6. Pour the mixture into the prepared casserole dish. Sprinkle remaining 1½ cups cheddar and ½ cup Gruyère or ¼ cup Pecorino Romano; scatter breadcrumbs over the top. Bake until browned on top, about 30 minutes. Transfer dish to a wire rack to cool for 5 minutes; serve.

 

Chocolate Double Espresso Pots de Creme

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To my friends that are worried about my sleep habits because of my work on this blog, don’t fret. I don’t actually work on my blog at 4am.

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At 4am I am usually on the couch watching an Adam Levine Pro-Activ commercial. Damn, his skin looks dewy.

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I better get a healing mask. Quick.

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Maybe 2 of them since if I order right now, I will get a second one free.

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May as well get a Slap-Chop while I am at it. Carpe diem.

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So, no, I don’t need another reason to stay awake but if I did, this is a really good one.DSC_2173

I meant the Chocolate Pots De Crème, of course.  Not Adam Levine.

Mostly.

Chocolate Espresso Pots de Creme
 
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Ingredients
  • •6 oz fine-quality bittersweet chocolate (not unsweetened), finely chopped
  • •1⅓ cups heavy cream
  • •2/3 cup whole milk
  • •5 teaspoons instant-espresso powder*
  • •6 large egg yolks
  • •2 tablespoons sugar
  • Special equipment: 8 (4- to 5-oz) ramekins or pot de crème cups
  • •Garnish: edible flowers because why not.
Instructions
  1. Put oven rack in middle position and preheat oven to 300°F.
  2. Put chocolate in a heatproof bowl. Bring cream, milk, espresso powder (to taste), and a pinch of salt just to a boil in a small heavy saucepan, stirring until espresso powder is dissolved, then pour over chocolate, whisking until chocolate is melted and mixture is smooth.
  3. Whisk together yolks, sugar, and a pinch of salt in another bowl, then add warm chocolate mixture in a slow stream, whisking constantly. Pour custard through a fine-mesh sieve into a 1-quart glass measure and cool completely, stirring occasionally, about 15 minutes.
  4. Line bottom of a baking pan (large enough to hold ramekins) with a folded kitchen towel and arrange ramekins on towel. Poke several holes in a large sheet of foil with a skewer. Divide custard among ramekins, then bake custards in a hot water bath , pan covered tightly with foil, until custards are set around edges but still slightly wobbly in centers, 30 to 35 minutes.
  5. Transfer ramekins to a rack to cool completely, uncovered, about 1 hour. (Custards will set as they cool.) Chill, covered, until cold, at least 3 hours.

 

 

 

Carrot Pancakes with Salted Yogurt (gluten free)

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I am not sure that this was what Joe was expecting when I asked him if he wanted pancakes for breakfast.

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Especially when I broke out the carrots.

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And the cilantro.

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And the chickpea flour.

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No whipped cream or chocolate chips arranged in an awkward smile.  I don’t know about you but I don’t ever want my breakfast smiling at me.

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Instead….carrot pancakes with a salted yogurt topping.

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And just to make it really offensive, I added sprouts.

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To my surprise he liked the carrot pancakes more than I thought.

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You can use the sprouts to eat or to like, you know, stuff a pillow.

Carrot Pancakes with Salted Yogurt
 
 
Ingredients
  • 4 large eggs, beaten to blend
  • 1poundcarrots (about 8 medium), peeled, coarsely grated
  • ⅓ cupchopped fresh cilantro
  • ¼ cupchickpea flour
  • Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
  • 3tablespoons(or more) olive oil, divided
  • 1 cup plain whole yogurt
  • 1 cup spicy greens or sprouts
  • 1 tablespoonfresh lemon juice
  • Flaky sea salt (such as Maldon)
Instructions
  1. Mix eggs, carrots, cilantro, and chickpea flour in a large bowl (mixture will be loose); season with kosher salt and pepper.
  2. Heat 2 Tbsp. oil in a large skillet, preferably cast iron, over medium-high heat. Scoop two ½-cupfuls of carrot mixture into skillet, pressing each to ½” thickness. Cook, rotating skillet occasionally for even browning, until pancakes are golden brown, about 3 minutes per side. Transfer to paper towels to drain. Repeat to make 2 more pancakes, adding more oil to skillet if needed.
  3. Meanwhile, season yogurt with kosher salt and pepper. Toss greens with lemon juice and remaining 1 Tbsp. oil; season with kosher salt and pepper.
  4. Serve carrot pancakes with salad and salted yogurt, seasoned with sea salt and more pepper.

 

Black Sesame Carrot Cake

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I love carrot cake.

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Despite all those healthy carrots.

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To my surprise I made this one without globs of cream cheese frosting.

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I used toasted black sesame seeds instead as a topping.

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Did I mention this cake is also totally vegan?

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Which means you can eat unlimited portions without gaining any weight.

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Doesnt it?

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DOESN’T IT?????

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I am in trouble.

Black Sesame Carrot Cake
 
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Ingredients
  • Nonstick vegetable oil spray
  • 1½ cups all-purpose flour
  • 1½ teaspoons baking powder
  • 1 teaspoon kosher salt
  • 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • ¼ teaspoon ground nutmeg
  • ¾ cup granulated sugar
  • ⅓ cup (packed) light brown sugar
  • ½ cup vegetable oil
  • ⅓ cup applesauce
  • ¼ cup unsweetened almond milk or cow’s milk
  • 2 teaspoons finely grated peeled ginger
  • ½ teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 3 medium carrots (about 8 oz.), peeled, coarsely grated
  • 2 tablespoons black sesame seeds
Instructions
  1. Preheat oven to 350°. Coat a 8×4” loaf pan with nonstick spray. Whisk flour, baking powder, salt, cinnamon, and nutmeg in a medium bowl.
  2. Whisk granulated sugar, brown sugar, oil, applesauce, almond milk, ginger, and vanilla in a large bowl. Gradually whisk in dry ingredients, then fold in carrots (be careful not to overmix). Scrape batter into prepared pan; smooth top and sprinkle with sesame seeds.
  3. Bake cake until a tester inserted into the center comes out clean, 75–85 minutes. Transfer pan to a wire rack and let cake cool completely in pan before turning out.
  4. DO AHEAD: Cake can be made 3 days ahead. Store wrapped tightly at room temperature.

 

 

Key Lime Panna Cotta with Salted Pretzel Topping

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Not everyone is a fan of panna cotta.

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It’s a dessert that wiggles more than a Kardashian sister.

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But I am a fan of key lime pie.

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This dessert combines the best elements of traditional key lime pie but in a lighter way.

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It’s low fat.

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So you can wiggle out of any tight outfit you want.

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Like a Kardashian sister.

Key Lime Panna Cotta with Salted Pretzel Topping
 
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Ingredients
  • ½ cup half-and-half
  • ½ cup low-fat sweetened condensed milk
  • 2 tablespoons grated Key lime rind
  • ¼ teaspoon salt, divided
  • 1 cup 2% reduced-fat milk, divided
  • 1¼ teaspoons unflavored gelatin
  • 4 tablespoons Key lime juice, divided
  • Cooking spray
  • 1½ tablespoons honey
  • 1 teaspoon unsalted butter
  • 1 package crushed salted pretzels
Instructions
  1. Preparation
  2. Combine first 3 ingredients and ⅛ teaspoon salt in a small saucepan; bring to a boil. Remove pan from heat; cover and let stand for 30 minutes.
  3. Place ¼ cup 2% milk in a medium bowl. Sprinkle gelatin over milk; let stand 10 minutes.
  4. Return pan to medium-high heat; bring to a simmer. Add hot milk mixture to gelatin mixture, stirring until gelatin dissolves. Add remaining ¾ cup 2% milk. Strain mixture through a fine sieve into a medium bowl; discard solids. Stir in 1 tablespoon Key lime juice. Divide mixture evenly among 4 (4-ounce) ramekins or custard cups lightly coated with cooking spray. Cover with plastic wrap, and refrigerate overnight.
  5. Combine remaining 1 tablespoon juice and honey.
  6. Melt butter in a small skillet over medium heat. Add pretzel crumbs and remaining ⅛ teaspoon salt. Cook 1 minute or until lightly toasted, stirring constantly. Cool completely. To serve, loosen edges of panna cotta with a knife or rubber spatula. Invert ramekins onto dessert plates. Drizzle each with about 2 teaspoons honey mixture, and top with about 2 teaspoons salted pretzel crumbs.

 

 

Stuffed Tomatoes with Mozzarella

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Nothing says summer like fresh tomatoes.

 

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Actually a bikini and a margarita says summer just fine.

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But that’s not the point.

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Focus.

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The key to enjoying this dish is….liking tomatoes.

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Which I don’t.

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But bread and melted mozzarella I can get behind.

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This is the epitome of “clean” eating.

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Though you still have to do the dishes.

Stuffed Tomatoes with Mozzarella
 
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Ingredients
  • 2½-inch slices rustic bread, torn into small pieces (3/4 cup)
  • 4 medium-size ripe tomatoes, halved
  • Coarse salt and freshly ground pepper
  • 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
  • Pinch of red-pepper flakes
  • 1/2 shallot, thinly sliced
  • 1 cup corn kernels (from 1 ear)
  • 3 cups packed chopped greens, such as beet, Swiss chard, or spinach
  • 3 ounces fresh mozzarella, sliced (1/2 cup)
Instructions
  1. Preheat broiler with rack 8 inches from heat source. Toast bread on a rimmed baking sheet, stirring once, until crispy, about 2 minutes. Remove from oven; set aside.
  2. Scoop out seeds and flesh from each tomato into a bowl; reserve. Arrange tomato halves in a broiler-safe baking dish; season with salt and pepper.
  3. In a large skillet, heat 1 tablespoon oil over medium heat. Add pepper flakes and shallot; cook until just tender, about 2 minutes. Increase heat to high; add reserved tomato flesh and juice. Cook, stirring, until reduced by half, about 2 minutes. Add corn and greens; cook, stirring, until vegetables are tender, about 2 minutes. Season with ½ teaspoon salt.
  4. Fill tomato halves with vegetable mixture, dividing evenly, then sprinkle with toasted bread, drizzle with remaining 1 tablespoon oil, and top with cheese. Broil until cheese is bubbly and golden in spots, about 2 minutes. Serve warm.

 

 

 

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